and about faith

Can someone please explain to my why the Japanese aren’t like Somalia, although they don’t give a shit about the bible? Everyone keeps telling me that the bible is the word of god who teaches us this and that and that without it we would be like savages. Isn’t this stupid?

Who cares what Polanski wants?

I am tired of listening to news about Polanski not wanting or not agreeing to be sent to the US and face trial. Come on, the man is a pedophile, who gives a fuck what he wants? I mean, I already know what he wants, he wants not to face the charges. Well, fuck that, let the justice decide, why should I care if he wants that or not, it’s up to the justice to say what he will do. He did what he wanted so many years, let now the inmates teach him how to do the helicopter. Fuck all media with their pointless news!

Full of shit

“Who do you vote for?”, said to me another user answering to one of my comments on a site. Of course, it wasn’t a real question, it was an occasion for him to explain to me how sick and tired he was of these god damn candidates who are all nothing but assholes.
“If you know them ALL so deeply, be kind and tell me their names”, I answered. He didn’t. He couldn’t. I’ve had enough of this attitude, it’ completely irresponsible not to vote and not to bother trying to distinguish between them. It’s stupind. The end.

Simptomatical

An Englishman, an German and a Romanian were having a drink at a bar. At another table sat a man with a very familiar face.

-Who is he?

-I know, it’s Jesus Christ! Let’s buy him a drink.

They do so, Jesus drinks and before leaving, he comes around to shake their hands.

- Wow, sais the Englishman after shaking hands, I don’t feel that pain that remained since I broke my arm!

-Wow, goes the German, remember my back pain? After shaking hands with Jesus, it’s like I have a brand new back!

-Back off, mate, sais the Romanian, you’re not shaking hands with me, I don’t want to lose my handicapped pension!!!

China vs Google

The Chinese accuse Google of “unfair censorship”. Well, isn’t that funny? Perhaps the Chinese weren’t satisfied with the way Google is censoring, so they call them to teach them a lesson. Like the masters of censorship they are.

Craiova

On my way to Arad, I had the occasion to watch the outskirts of Craiova. Oh my fucking god! And I was thinking Moldova is the poorest part of Romania. No. I was wrong. If you want to see what it’s like in Rio, go to Craiova and you’ll find favelas. Carboard and plastic bags for walls. I bet they have to rebuild after each storm, like those stupid rednecks on Tornado Alley.

25000 Euro strikes again

In the campain for the parliamentary elections, Mircea Geoana was announcing a 25000 euro fee for the Romanian immigrants who chose to return to Romania if his PSD party won the elections. It didn’t happen, although his party made it to power through a coalition with PD-L. Now, in the wake of the presidential election, he lies again: he wants a 1 billion euro fund to guarantee and help those who won’t be able to pay their loans due to the economical crisis.

So OK, maybe he doesn’t lie. But what about us, the working, tax and loan paying people? It is with our money that he wants to support all that. Isn’t it cool? I mean, we’ve had to pay with taxpayers money many times before for heists like Bancorex and FNI. Now he wants to use or money to sponsor those who don’t pay their loans? But wait, I have a solution. Tomorrow I’ll go to the bank, take the biggest loan they can give me and then quit my job. And then I’ll vote for Geoana. And let you all pay all those debts any my unimployment pay.

A few thigs on immigration

Browsing around forums, I couldn’t believe my eyes seeing how many westerners think people come to their country to live on welfare. Let me tell you one thing: people come to a new country either to steal or to work. Nobody goes someplace else just to be unemployed or to live on food stamps. Some of them don’t even have an idea what welfare is. And usually they wind up working for minimum wage, because, for some strange reason, people can’t make a distinction between being poor and being dumb or ill-prepared. Isn’t that really stupid?

My birthday

Today is my birthday. Well, if I check out my ID, I wasn’t exactly born today, I was born on this day, exactly 31 years ago, “around the time you pick the apples”, as my grandmother would say, yes, the grandmother who votes with God. So, we’ve setteled one thing. The other item on the politically wrong notions is the one about MY birthday. “What do you mean, YOUR birthday”, would say the other 5 billion 300 trillion people born on October 16. Not to mention that some of them are so filthy rich they could afford to buy this god damn day for themselves, or so says Forbes, who said that most of their 500 list of rich people were born in autumn. Well, looking in my wallet, I don’t look like I was born in autumn, I look more like I was born at night…

So, we’ve setteled two twings straight: I wasn’t born today and it’s not my birthday. But clearly, something happens today, right? Ah, yes, I got it: today is the anniversary of my birthday. Well, if it’s an anniversary, we must drink, musn’t we? And what else do you do on these occasions? Ah, yes, you draw lines, you do the math and stuff like  that. Well, I’m not going to do that, I won’t turn my anniversary into a commemoration. And there was another thing. Ah, right, you make wishes.  OK. On this anniversary I wish I’ll be  taller. Financially taller, of course.

The smaller crisis

Aside from the economical crisis, we are in a deep political crisis over here. The ad-hoc opposition has ousted the government and is trying to impose its own prime-minister.  The system here works like this: when a new prime-minister is needed, the president presents his option to the parliament. If the parliament refuses three times consecutively to vote the president’s option, then the president disolves the parliament and organizes new parliamentary elections. The problem of the romanian parliamantaries is that they don’t want that, because becoming a parliament member costs a hell of a lot. And, besides that, they need to pay their dues to those who supported them, and I don’t mean the electorate. So I’m expecting them to try to suspend the president, as they did in the past. What does this political circus all add up to? The economical crisis, because unpopular measures need to be taken and nobody wants to do that in an electoral year.